Clam Bake

The boys’ idea of a clam bake is a little bit different than ours.

Step 1: Gather the clams.  “Tim the Specialist” as he calls himself, is the expert in this step.

 

Step 2: Smash the clams with a big rock (please don’t throw red paint at me PETA)

 

Step 3: Separate the dying, slimy clams from the shells.

 

Step 4:  Offer your goods for $50/clam (Can’t criticize their entrepreneurial spirit)

    

Step 5:  Let your product sit out in the sun for hours to bake. You know they are done when even the camp next store can smell them!